I SHIPPED REITORI FIRST OKAY I TOTALLY SAW THE SUBTEXT FOR THEM IN EPISODE 3 WHEN NITORI PULLED REI WITH HIM TO GET HIM HIS SWIMSUIT
I SHIPPED THEM FIRST not kagamisdick
just letting you know
I swear I am not crazy. I like cats. (,,◕ ⋏ ◕,,) I like my ships~ I also like oversized jackets and sweaters (ฅ'ω'ฅ)♪
aRE YOU ACTUALLY INTRODUCING ME TO A NEW SHIP???
Are you sure this is healthy. (It’s not ohgod it is not healthy.)
Rei x Nitori… huh…
- Same age. Both tormented by Nagisa. Both not their best at their strokes and trying so hard to win.
- Hardworkers. SUPER HARD WORKERS THAT WERE TAUGHT BY RIN-SENPAI. (Nitori knows this fact but Rei doesn’t know much about Nitori. That is an interesting point.)
- NITORI HAS A BEAUTY MARK ON HIS FACE AND REI LIKES BEAUTY. This is also a nice idea. Hah.
- Rei sticks to logical ideas but Nitori obviously believes in the supernatural. AU WHERE REI IS A SCIENTIST AND NITORI IS A WITCH OR FAITH HEALER OR SOMETHING.
- no but seriously, Rei being stuck with Nitori while everyone is buying stuff and Rei sees him reading his horoscope or something and them fighting over it. Is it not the cutest. It is. Don’t argue with me here. I’m imagining it and Rei would be all “THAT IS NOT SCIENCE” and Nitori would be indignant and shout back “BUT IT WORKS”. It ends up with Rei reading horoscope too and everyone comes back to see them huddled together, whispering about how Rin’s horoscope says he’s a crybaby and that means horoscopes are real
I THINK REITORI HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A REALLY CUTE PAIR.
TALK TO ME MORE ANON.
i have absolutely NO excuse for this, all i can say is that this is (once again) 100% brumalbreeze's fault because yesterday she wrote this and i realize it’s just a joke but it dESTROYED me and suddenly she was asking for reitori fanart with “groping, tongues and saliva” and———- well here we are!!
can i go back to my non-crack ships now OTL